oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
he sent me the meme
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
An apple a day keeps The Doctor away.
Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool
oh shit dude no way
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”